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Thanks to JaneR for sharing  this picture with us.

Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your
friends and have a few cocktails. They're pretty tasty, so you have a few more.

 

The DJ then plays "I Will Survive", so you're off on the dance floor,
a bit worse for wear. An hour or so later, he plays 'Heart of Glass'
and then more modern music comes on, your all dancing & drinking your
cares away.

 

 
Then you notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is
looking at you. You look back at him and there's tangible Chemistry between the
2 of you. He gets up the courage and moves over to talk to you. He seems
nice, so you buy him a drink. He says he likes a woman who is not afraid to
buy a man a drink. You make fast friends.

 
When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses
you. You've never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss! Tingles
shudder through your whole body and you don't want it to stop.
"I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but, I've
never felt like this before. Do you want to come back to my place?"

You wake up the next morning, and roll out of bed, half-asleep, to go
to the bathroom, last night's memories slightly blurred. You look at
yourself in the mirror, make an "urgh" sound and sit down on the toilet. As
you're sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a marathon sex
session flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in love
last night.

 

 
With a smile on your face, you stand up and walk back to the bedroom
and see...

 


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