Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this joke with us.
On hearing that her
elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95 year
old
grandmother to comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advancing age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring.
It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too
strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused,
wiped
away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream
truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today.
