A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room
giving
her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private
area" and notices that there is a response on the
monitor when he touches her. They go to her husband
and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this
sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma." The husband is skeptical,
but they assure him that they'll close the curtains
for privacy. Besides it's worth a try. The hubby
finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a
few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no
pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room.
The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants
and says, "I think she choked."
