Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this joke with us.
Gay George goes into the doctor's office
and has some tests run.
The doctor comes bad and says, "George, I am not going to beat around
the bush, you have AIDS." George is devastated. "Doc, what can I
do?" the doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
sausage, a head of
cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 40
walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a
gallon
of prune juice. "George asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of
what your
ass is for."