Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome
prairie,
each with the bravado for which they are famous. A night of tall tales
begins...
The guy from Montana says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest
cowboy there is.
Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral it had gored six men
before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated
that sucker with my teeth."
The guy from Oklahoma can't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from
under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands,
bit it's head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I am still here
today!"
The North Dakota cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with
his penis.
