After 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of
weather to the same neighborhood, the mailman was going to retire. When he
arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who
roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift
envelope.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a
revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door
and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most
passionate love he had ever experienced!
When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast;
eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange
juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was
pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
'All of this was just too wonderful for words', he said; 'But what's the dollar
for'?
'Well', she said, 'last night, I told my husband that today would be your last
day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give
you, and he said; 'Screw him. Give him a dollar'. 'The breakfast was my idea!!'
