The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her
ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?" Ole demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of
decency, here's a $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. "Blessed
Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." Patrick
reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's a
$20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder
of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin' hell are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the
love 'o decency, here's a comb.... Tidy yerself up a bit!"
