A rugged cowboy from
Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office
and has some tests run. The doctor comes
back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush.
You have AIDS."
The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says,
"Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds
of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched
in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2
box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune
juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will
that cur! e me, Doc?"
No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of
what your ass is for."
