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Thanks to
GayleD for this joke.
Little Johnny's parents had friends who had a new
baby born without
ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's
family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house,
Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had
no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears" he would get
the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told
his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he
said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you,
Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision." "That's great," said Little Johnny, "Cuz he'd be
fucked if he needed glasses."
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