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Thanks to JimM for this joke.
Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing
obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the
penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the
Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to
satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
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The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching
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powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere
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while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching
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commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal
Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King
and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure
this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the
Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly
summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the
Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put it
into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the
Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was
eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as
a hero.
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Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found
Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less,
and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the
King shooed him away with no payment made.
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The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose
of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King immediately
summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
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The Moral of the Story: Pay your bills.
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