Thanks to Greg B
 for this joke.

A little boy and his grandfather were in the kithchen gramps reaches in the fridge and grabs a beer.The little boy says whats that grampa thats a beer son cani have one the little boy asked.Grandpa looks at the boy and says does your dick touch your asshole the little boy says no.Granpa says then your to young So a little bit later gramps lights up a cigar the boy says whats that gramps its a cigar again the boy says can i have one graps says your dick touch your asshole little boy says nope.well then your still to young son say gramps alittle bit gos by and the little boy gos tothe kitchen gets him some cookies gos back to watching tv.Gramps walks in and says whatcha got there son boy says some cookies.Gramps says can i have one the little boy says does your dick touch your asshole gramps says why hell yea little boy says good gofuck yourself cause these are my damn cookies!!!!

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