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Thanks to JohnnyL for sharing this joke. This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. Sits down and
notices another guy at the end of the bar everything normal about him except his
head is the size of a cue ball. So he grabs his beer and approaches the guy. Say
is that a birth defect? No, I got this fishing! Fishing? Ya, I was fishing in
the ocean when I landed this mermaid. She said if I let her go, she would grant
me three whishes. I said fine. Give me a fleet of fishing boats, one million
dollars, and I want to have sex with you. Sex? She replied. Don’t be silly you
can’t have sex with a mermaid, our body parts don’t match. So I said how about a
little head.
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