Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this picture with us.
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education
with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for
sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex
education from the class. One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her
nest with some eggs.""Very good, William," cooed the teacher. "My mommy had a
baby," said little Esther. "Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. Finally,
little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation the teacher calls
on him. "I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was
surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians.
And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two
guns." The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with
sex education, Johnny?" "It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone
Ranger."
