Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this picture with us.
The teacher was very impressed with Timmy's answer to her
question so she told him to come up to the front of the class, close his eyes
and hold out his hands for a surprise. "But first," she said, "You have to guess
what it is."
"A toy?" "No." "A new pencil?" "No." "A basketball?" "No...." said the teacher
as she held the Hershey's kiss right above his opened hands. "Let me give you a
hint. It's something your dad asks you mom for every day before he leaves for
work."
"Don't touch it, Timmy!!" yells little Johnny. "It's a piece of ass!"
