This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing
relief to other tired
and discouraged men.
Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.
Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally
tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend
and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the
following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When
your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be
better than the one you already have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of
mine had already received 184
women, of whom 4 were worth keeping.
REMEMBER this chain brings luck.
One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy swimsuit
model.
An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose
between a Hooters waitress and a Hollywood super model. You can be lucky too,
but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!
One man broke the chain, and got his own wife back again.
Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the list below!
Bill Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
William Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
W. J. Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
William Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
W. Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
