A white guy is walking along the beach
when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two
blonde genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded
by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore
the
house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and
the floor is covered with $100.00 bills. Then there is a knock at the
door.
He answers the door and standing there are two people dressed in Ku Klux
Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over
a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead.
The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their hoods;
it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one,
"Hey,
I can understand the first wish-having all these beautiful women in a big
mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a
millionaire.....but to be hung like a black man is beyond me!
