A
man who is concerned about his wife cheating on him wants to catch her in the
act. He doesn't have enough money to hire a PI, so he goes to a pet shop. There
he asks the clerk if he has a parrot for sale. The clerk shows him the last
parrot he has: "This is the last parrot I have for sale. He doesn't have
any legs, but he is very smart." The man asks, "If he doesn't have any
legs, how does he stay on the perch?" "He holds on with his
dick." the clerk answered. The man asks " How much?" "Since
he doesn't have any legs, I'll sell him to you for fifty bucks."
The suspicious man purchases the talking bird and takes him home. He sets up the
cage in his bedroom where he can see everything; he then instructs the parrot to
watch what ever goes on in the room and inform him when he gets home from work.
So the next morning he leaves for work and his wife stays home, as usual. When
the man gets home from work, as his wife is cooking supper, he asks the parrot
to tell him what went on during the day. The parrot begins, "At eight
o'clock this morning the mailman came...."Interrupting the man asks,
"Yeah and what happened?" [parrot] “he came in the house..."
Furiously, the man asked "And then" [parrot] "...and then he came
into the bedroom..." Astounded the man impatiently asks, "What
happened next?"
[parrot] "He began to take off his clothes and she hers..." "What
happened after that!"
The parrot then replied, "I don't know I sprung a boner and fell off!"
