A couple went golfing one day at a very
exclusive course lined with
million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey, be
careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it'll cost us a
fortune to repair." Of course, she teed off and promptly shanked it right
through
the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed, "I
warned you to watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and
see how much that lousy drive is going to cost us." They walked
up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken
antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining
on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke the window?"
"Uh, yeah, we're sure sorry about that." the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You
see, I'm
a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
life." "No problem", said the genie, "You've got it. I have
already put a million dollars in your bank account. It's the least I can
do."
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country in the world." she said. "Consider it done. The
deeds are now in your name," the genie
said. "And now," the couple both asked in unison, "what's your
wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind." The genie and
the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for the
rest of the afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards,
the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked, "How old are
you
and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35" she responded
breathlessly. "No shit! Thirty-five years old and both of you still
believe in Genies?"
