Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the
fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started
talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My
son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new
home for free." The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and
now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a
friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded." The third man, not wanting to be
outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that
he gave his friend an entire portfolio." The fourth man joined them
on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business.The first man
mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a gay
bar." The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not
totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His
last
three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock
portfolio."