Ey, boss, I not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my
legs hurt, I not come work.
The boss says:
You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife
and tell her to give a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work.
You should try that.
2 hours later Carlos calls:
Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. Oh, and by the
way, you got nice house.
