Bill Clinton dies and is on his way to
Hell. At Hell's gates he meets Judgment.
Judgment tells Clinton that Hell is full,
but that Clinton will be replacing one of
the current inhabitants. Clinton will be
given the choice of who he will replace
forever in Hell.
Three doors appear before Clinton.
The first door opens. Behind it is Newt
Gingrich. He's being forced to pound big
rocks into little rocks. Upon seeing Newt
in this predicament, Clinton cringes and
says, "That looks painful. I don't think
this is for me!"
The second door opens. Behind it is Ted Kennedy.
He is bobbing for automobile parts in a large
pool of dirty water. Grimacing at the
filthy scene, Clinton says, "I don't think so."
The third door opens and behind it is Ken Starr.
He's naked and bound hand and foot. Kneeling
before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what
she does best. "I can handle that!" Clinton
proclaims enthusiastically.
