Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on
the roof of their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES... $150.00."
A policeman noticed the car, and quickly pulled them
over. He approached the ladies and told them they'd have to
remove the sign. Otherwise, they'd be arrested and taken to
jail. Just then, another car passed by with a sign which read, "JESUS
SAVES." The two ladies asked the policeman why he let the
other car drive by without pulling them over. "Well, that's a
little different since it pertains to religion." The two ladies were
furious, but nonetheless they removed the sign and drove away.
The next day, the same policeman noticed the same two
ladies riding around town with a sign on the roof of their
car. He figured he had an easy bust, so he pulled them over once again.
As he approached the car, though, he noticed a new sign
which now read, "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER... $150.00."
