A man is out drinking with his buddies one
night and suddenly realizes he has stayed out
too late and is in for trouble when he gets home.
"No problem" says his friend, "Do what I do
to my wife. Sneak into the bedroom, crawl
up under the blanket between her legs and do
a little oral sex."
She'll forget all about being mad and fall right asleep.
So the guy gets home to a dark, quiet house.
He creeps in as quietly as he can an tiptoes into
his bedroom. Following his friends advice, he
proceeds under the blanket and does the deed to
gentle moaning and finally soft snoring.
Quite pleased, he heads to the bathroom to change
his clothes. He is startled by the sight of his wife
sitting on the commode.
"Shhh..." she says, "Mother's spending the night."
