Three women had a very late night drinking.
They left in the early morning hours and went
home separately. They met the next day for
an early pint, and compared notes about who
was drunker the night before.
The first gal claims that she was the drunkest,
saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the
house, and as soon as I got through the door,
I blew chunks."
To which the second gal replied, "You think
that was drunk?" "I got in my car, drove out
of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the
first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most
drunk. I got home, got in a big fight with my
husband, knocked a candle over and burned the
whole house down!"
They all looked at each other for a moment.
Then the first gal says:
Ladies, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog"
