Thanks to ChristyR for sharing
this cartoon with us.
Union Rules &Hookers----
A dedicated Teamsters union
worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the
local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a
union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in
search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until
finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a
union house.
We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls
get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly
attractive blonde.
I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old
woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to
union rules, she's next."
