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Subject: TIRED AND OVERWORKED????


Tired & Overworked  ???    



For a couple years I've been blaming it on
lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job,
but now I found out the real reason:



I'm tired because I'm
overworked!



The population of this country is
237 million.



104 million are retired.



That leaves
133 million to do the work.



There are
85 million in school,
which leaves
48 million to do the work.



Of this there are
29 million employed
by the federal government,
leaving
19 million to do the work.



2.8 million are in the Armed Forces,
which leaves
16.2 million to do the work.



Take from the total the
14,800,000 people
who work for State and City Governments
and that leaves
1.4 million to do the work.



At any given time there are
188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.



Now, there are
1,211,998 people in prisons.



That leaves just
two people to do the work.

You and me.



And
YOU are sitting at your computer
reading jokes...






 

 

 

 

 

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