Two men are walking on the boardwalk. One says to the other,
“I’ve got to run. In have to hurry home to make love with my wife.”
The other man looks astounded. “Make love to your wife? You are as old as I am!
Nearly ninety-five years old! What do you mean you have to go home and make love
to your wife?’ The first man says, “We have a great sex life. We make love three
time a day.” “You are kidding!” Says the other man. “How do you do it?” The man
whispers to his friend, “Pumpernickel bread. That’s my secret.” And he runs off
to meet his wife.
The other man starts to walk home. “Hmmm,” he thinks to himself, “pumpernickel
bread. Well, it’s worth a try.” So he goes to a nearby bakery. He goes up the
woman at the counter and asks, “Do you have any pumpernickel bread? “Yes,” she
says.
“How much do you have?” asks the old man Oh, “we have a few shelves of it,”
replied the woman. “Well,” he says, “give me all the pumpernickel bread you
have.”
“All of it?” se exclaims. “It’ll get hard!”
“How come,” says the man, “everybody knows about this but me?”
