An Irish
daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return,
her father
cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not
write to
us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand
what ye
put yer old mum thru?
The girl,
crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."
"Ye
what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace
to this
family."
"OK, dad--
as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
coat,
title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5
million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the
sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside
plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the
Riviera, and...."
"Now what
was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
