A woman and a baby were in the
doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight,
and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or
bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded,
and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,
"No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have any milk."
