A woman sits down next to a cowboy in a saloon. She says, "Are
you a REAL cowboy?" He replies, "Well, Mam, I brand calves, rope steers, mend
fence, ride the range...think about cows a lot of the time...yep...I guess I'm a
REAL cowboy."
She says, "I'm a lesbian. I think about women all day, all evening, all the
time...I think about making love with women."
They sat there sipping their beers. Then, a man walked in and sat on the other
side of the cowboy. He said, "Are you a REAL cowboy?" The cowboy responded,
"Well, I THOUGHT I was...but I just found out that I'm really a lesbian."
