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Thanks to JaneR for sharing this joke with us.
An Italian-American family was considering
putting their grandfather in
a nursing home. All the Catholic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in a Jewish home.
After a few weeks in the Jewish facility,
they
came to visit Grandpa. "How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.
"It's wonderful!! Everyone here is so
courteous and respectful," says Grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried
that
this was the wrong place for you."
"Let me tell you about how wonderfully they
treat the residents here,"
Grandpa says with a big smile.
"There's a musician here -- he's 85-years
old. He hasn't played the
violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'.
"And there's a physician here -- 90
years old. He hasn't been
practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!!
"Also a Federal Judge, retired for over
30 years, is still addressed as
'Your Honor'.
"And me, I haven't had sex for 30 years
and they still call me 'the fucking Italian'!"
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