A guy goes into a store and asks the clerk "Where would I find
tampons?"
The clerk says "Isle 15."
The guy goes to isle 15 and comes back with cotton balls and a roll of string.
The clerk asks, "I thought you wanted tampons?"
To which the guy replied, "I did, but the other night I asked my wife to go get
me a pack of cigarettes and she came back with some Bugler and rolling papers.
If I can roll my own, so can she!"
