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Thanks to
Nikunj of the UK for
this joke.
Once upon a time a hunter was learning to hunt in a jungle. his every shot was
going haywire. He was practicing from morning to evening still he was not able
to be perfect. Every time he missed the aim he said "kick my ass.fuck it
...i missed it again".
An ascetic comes and says that he will teach him how to hunt down but he will
not say any vulgar words. The hunter agrees, the ascetic teaches the man for 10
days non stop. He ask to test himself. The hunter aims and shoots, he fails to
hit the target he says "kick my ass.fuck it ...I missed it again".
The ascetic becomes angry and gives the ascetic a curse that "oh god! cut his
penis off."
Some time later the ascetic's penis is cut off. he asks god "oh god! what have
you done"
god says" kick my ass.fuck it ...I missed it again".
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