A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew
about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting
into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the
'There's no Santa' speech. At seven, I got the
'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was
eight, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy'
speech.
If you're going to tell me that grownups don't
really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for. "
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