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Thanks to
TerieC for this joke.
A young teacher was giving her six-year-old class a lesson about sharing. In the
midst of doing so, she said that no one had everything they wanted.
At this point, a young arm was energetically pumping at the back of the class.
She tried to ignore him, but little Johnny started saying, "Oh miss, oh miss!"
with his arm pumping.
"Yes, Johnny, what is it?" she asked, trying to remain calm.
Little Johnny stood up and proclaimed to the class, "At our house, we have
everything."
"Don’t be silly," the teacher replied, "not even the richest man has
everything."
"We do," he answered, "My Daddy said so the other day."
"Now, why would your father say such a thing?" she asked.
"Well, my sister came home with her boyfriend, and told Dad that she was
pregnant. That’s when my Dad said, "God, that’s all we needed!"
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