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Thanks to JamesM for this joke.
A Hawaiian
woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker were arguing about
which place had the toughest trees.
The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could
peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly
pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.
The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck
a tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable.
The Hawaii woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted
the challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker
successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California
woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker
was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was able to peck
the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion --
Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
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