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Thanks to JamesM for this joke.
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been
decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and
walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them
had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use
them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from
a wreath that was on one of the graves, and she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one
of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said "These damn girl
nights have to stop. My wife came home with no panties" "That's nothing" said
the other husband "Mine came back with a card stuck in the crack of her ass
that said: 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you.' "!
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