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Thanks to LorrieK for this joke.

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his
wife and mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law dies.
They go to an undertaker who explains that they
can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000,
whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only
$150.
The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an
awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."
The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a
person here and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance."


 


 

 


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