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Thanks to BrendaW for sharing
this joke with us.
Paddy was walking
along the street during his once-in-a-
lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and
there's a high rise building on fire.
Paddy, ever the
kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman,
runs up to the building to see if he can help and notices
people trapped five stories up.
Paddy yells to the people, "I'm Patrick Sean Michael
Fitzpatrick, an Irish Fire Fighter on holiday. I'm also a
Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I'll catch you!"
One lady, in
desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy
catches her.
Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps.
Sure enough, Paddy catches him as well.
Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk.
Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.
Paddy looks up and yells,
"Don't be throwin' the burnt ones...!!!!"
Warning!! If you laugh at this Jesse Jackson,
Al Sharpton
and Rev. Wright will be coming to kick yo ass!
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