Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along
the parkway when he
tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and
landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to
him, 3 kids who were fishing
pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful
he offered the kids
whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney
World & Barrack said, 'No
problem, I'll take you there on Air Force
One.'
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike
Air Jordan shoes. Barrack
said, 'I'll get them for you and even have
Michael Jordan sign them.'
The third kid said, 'I want a motorized
wheelchair with a built in TV and
stereo headset.'
Barrack was a little perplexed by this and
said, 'But you don't look like
you're handicapped.’
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out
I saved your ass from
drowning.'
