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Thanks to AuldonT for sharing
this joke with us.
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi.
Cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.
Passenger: 'Who?'
Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like
my coming along when you needed a cab,
things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'
Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'
Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete.
He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang
like an opera baritone and danced like a
Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He
was an amazing guy.'
Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.
Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered
everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine,
which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He
could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks
out.
But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.
Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'
Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic
jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.
But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and
make her feel good. He would never answer her
back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always
immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man!
He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'
Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank He died and I married his freakin'
wife."
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