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Thanks to JaneR for sharing this joke with us. The maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Jean, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well, Ma'm, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Your husband said so." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Your husband did." Wife: "Oh.." Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed." Wife: (Really furious now) "Did my husband say that as well!?" Maria: "No Ma'm ... The gardener did." Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
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