A
Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this
absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a
big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her
husband and says, "Who was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband,
"she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last
straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that,
"replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more
shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in
Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision
is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend
enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
