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Thanks to JaneR for sharing
this joke with us.
There is a distinction. We've all heard about people
having
guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
between them? In an
effort to keep you informed, the definitions are
listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out
with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts
to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere? "
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with
the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick
on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
having the balls to
say: " You're next, Chubby..." I hope this clears
up any confusion on
the definitions. Medically speaking there is no
difference in the
outcome. Both result in death.
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