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Thanks to JaneR for sharing this joke with us.
How to get to
Heaven from Ireland..................
I was testing
children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the
concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, 'If I
sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to
the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children
answered.
'If I cleaned the
church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that
get me into
heaven?
Again, the answer
was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.
'Well, then, if I
was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my
husband, would that get me into heaven?
Again, they all
answered 'No!'. I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, ' Then
how can I get into heaven?
A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTA BE FUK'N DEAD..........'
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