A cop was on his horse waiting
to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside
him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the
little girl said, 'he sure did!' The cop looked the bike over and handed the
girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, 'Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back
of it!'
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there
Sir.
Did Santa bring it to you?' Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and
answered, 'Yes, he sure did!'
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa; The
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top!!
