A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long
before I can get
a haircut"? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,
"About 2 hours". The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut"? The barber looked around at the
shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut"? The barber looked around the shop
and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, " Hey, Bob, do me a favor.
Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to
wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little
while later, Bob returned to he shop, laughing hysterically. The
barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves"? Bob looked up,
tears of laughter in his eyes and said, "Your house."
