A new teacher was trying to make use of
her psychology courses. She started her
class by saying, "Everyone who thinks
they're stupid, stand up!" After a few
seconds, Little Joanie stood up. The
teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid,
Little Joanie?" "No, ma'am, but I hate
to see you standing there all by yourself!"
* * * * * * * * *
Little Joanie watched, fascinated, as her
mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" she asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said her
mother, who then began removing the
cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?"
asked Little Joanie "Giving up?"
* * * * * * * *
The math teacher saw that little Joanie
wasn't paying attention in class. She called
on her and said, "Joanie! What are 2 and
4 and 28 and 44?" Little Joanie quickly
replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the
Cartoon Network!"
* * * * * * * *
Little Joanie's kindergarten class was
on a field trip to their local police
station where they saw pictures
tacked to a bulletin board of the 10
most wanted criminals. One of the
youngsters pointed to a picture
and asked if it really was the photo
of a wanted person. "Yes," said the
policeman. "The detectives want very
badly to capture him." Little Joanie
asked, "Why didn't you keep him
when you took his picture ?"
* * * * * * * *
Little Joanie attended a horse auction with
her father. She watched as her father
moved from horse to horse, running his
hands up and down the horse's legs and
rump, and chest. After a few minutes,
Joanie asked, "Dad, why are you doing
that?" Her father replied, "Because
when I'm buying horses, I have to make
sure that they are healthy and in good
shape before I buy. Joanie, looking
worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS
guy wants to buy Mom ."
