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Thanks to JaneR for sharing this joke with us.
A teacher is explaining
biology to her 4th grade students. "Human
beings are the only
animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her
hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how
precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe
the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was
in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler that lives
next door got a running start and before we knew it,
he jumped over the fence
into our yard!
"That must've been scary",
said the teacher. "It sure was", said the
little girl. "My kitty
raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and
before he could say "
Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!"
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