Earl and Bubba, two good ol boys from Dixie,

Are quietly sittin in a boat fishin, chewin and

Drinkin sweet tea  when suddenly Bubba says,

"I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't

Spoke to me in over 2 months."

 

Earl spits, sips his tea and says, "You better

Think it over. - Women like that are hard to Find."